lily cleason

both mentally and physically slow

Lily cleason thought she can swim backstroke fast but ended up getting last

by biloybobjones June 20, 2022

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Pope Clement VII

Born Giulio de' Medici, he was one of the four popes from the Medici Family, you'll know him for being the guy who forbade the divorce of Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon

They never tell you which pope forbade Henry VIII's divorce, it was Pope Clement VII

by BlankCanvas742 December 5, 2022

The Clemification Process

Making things more difficult than the have to be

They really went through the clemification process when making that background just to blur it out

by RianeCraft April 23, 2023

Steamed Clams

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.

"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"

by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023

Griffin Clem

If you ever meet a Griffin Clem then you probably met the only one on earth, he is kinda strange and a MASTER COCK SLINGER, HE LOVES CHARIZARDING AND WILL SLAY YOUR FEEBLE PUSSY WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OR NOT!!! I would know (I'm a guy by the way, he is gay)

“YO DUDE, I WAS JUST ‘DONE BY’ GRIFFIN CLEM AND NOW I HAVE MORE THAN 1 HOLE TO POOP OUT OF!!!”

by Smaeul July 11, 2024