glued and clamped

(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.

Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.

by mhibma March 8, 2006

Ass Chapped

Another term for butthurt or agitated

The dependa was ass chapped after being called-out on her dependa ways.

by Kammunition July 4, 2016

clapper

A person claps 4 times at the beginning of a Friends episode.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!

by B-Ricky September 18, 2005

crapped-out

phrasal verb. The act of forcing or sneakily releasing a fart that results in the inadvertant liberation of shit into one's pants. In crap-out situations, the crapper-outer is usually fully aware of the stakes prior to farting, and takes his/her chances anyway.

Get me home stat, I just crapped-out.

by thunderc July 21, 2008

capped

Under the influence of Psychedelic Mushrooms. Tripping on Mushrooms.

He is capped right now.

by Christopher T. Sawyer II January 24, 2005

chapped

A state that one reaches when they are extremely high on weed, to the point where they have very dry lips from cottonmouth.

Yo, I can't blaze anymore, I'm chapped.

by The508 December 6, 2006

clipped

to have sex with a female; usually after waiting a long period of time

"yo u been with her for months now, you clip yet?"
"yea i clipped"

by manganese November 17, 2016