Chester_Koil

An immature guy who creates the PXIII forums, known to take them down for no reason, this man should be hurt.

"<3 Feran's Penis"
"*Yiffs*"
"I had to take it down because I couldn't focus on my writing."
"You people deserve this, and you need this place."

by Annonymous February 7, 2004

cluster fuck

Used in the military when shit is going bad or something is majorly screwed up. Usually accompanied with a load of additional profanity, and if possible, physical confrontation.

"The right flank met with heavy armoured resistance, what a (add multiple expletives) cluster fuck. Where was that intell we were supposed to receive?"

by Fudge911 December 10, 2009

Cluster fuck

Bumper to bumper traffic moving at a snail's pace. A bar or club where there's hardly room to move. A jam packed subway train.

"Can't even get to the bar to order, it's a total cluster fuck"

by NYCman530 March 18, 2010

clusterfuck

Clusterfuck means clusterfuck

Clusterfuck means clusterfuck. Don't fight it, accept. Clusterfuck means clusterfuck.

by trollcop May 25, 2011

Dirty Chester

When your having sex with your girl friend doggy style( from behind) and she accidentally get her head stuck in the headboard rails so you finish her off and realize your late for work so you leave her there stuck!

She was mad as hell when I got home because I gave her a dirty Chester!

by Awesomesthoeuno April 4, 2020

chester

Typically a blonde guy who's socially awkward, good at maths, but all in all a bit of a dick.

Chester is a virgin.

by ihateallofyouxx April 2, 2017

Chasterbate

Produce sexual orgasm by manual stimulation of genitals in a
deliberatly detached and non-overtly sexual manner.

Chasterbation
Chasterbatory

"I was horney as hell but the wife was having none-of-it so
I decided to surreptitiously chasterbate after I thought she
was asleep."

"It is my opinion that chasterbation and T.V. watching are
closely related activities."

"The inventor of Chasterbatory toys would make a fortune
selling them for use at sperm banks and other places where
the clinical production of fresh sperm samples is required."

by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008