Jai 'Christian

Very sexy kind and careful always have money on their mine and can’t stop grinding and had All the girls going crazy for him

Like I really want Jai 'Christian he sexy as hell

by Definitelyyy November 24, 2021

Keepin' it Christian

The act of restraining from all sexual intercourse due to religious beliefs or other hindrances; celibacy

"Dude, Lizzie is so fine! Have you and her had sex yet?"

"Nah dog, we're just keepin' it christian for now."

by mistaNUMBthumbs August 5, 2012

Last Resort Christian

One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.

My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.

by Gaaraofthedamned September 9, 2012

maple ridge christian school

An all around terrible school. Teachers act like police officers, Boy's can wear tank tops, girls can't wear shorts. FOR CHRIST SAKES WE CAN'T EVEN WEAR FLIP-FLOPS!

guy 1: Man, have you heard of maple ridge christian school?
guy 2: Nah dawg.
guy 1: You're lucky!

by Swagger 3000 September 20, 2013

parking lot christian

Someone who claims to be a good christian. When they pull in the church parking lot, they don a mask that shows them to be good, people loving, god fearing christians and when they pull out of the parking lot, they turn into evil, nasty, manipulative, judgemental spawns of satan. Hence, you have a parking lot christian.

You'd be surprised how many people in church turn out to be parking lot christians.

by TAZ73 November 22, 2014

Cooper City Christian Academy

A school in Cooper City that likes to FUCKING stalk everyone. I swear to God you'd be taking a shit and leave shit in your ass and administration would know.

Cooper City Christian Academy has a crap load of rules that make no sense. Girls and boys cannot make physical contact with each other or they will be automatically suspended. What. the. fuck.

Cooper City Christian Academy is a school that came pretty downhill. They should shut it down. There's no point in it.

To whoever is reading this and is in Cooper City Christian Academy, I am sincerely sorry for ya ass. IM OUT

Publix Supermarket Grocer: What school do you go to?

Kid: Cooper City Christian Academy.

Publix Supermarket Grocer: What the fuck

by mytoiletbroke.com February 4, 2019

christfuck

1. someone who is hates/dislikes christianity.
2. a really really cool song by the industrial band 'wumpscut'

1. c'mon, christfuck, lets go masturbate in that church!
2. 'u had so much to give, u had your time to live,
christfuck! christfuck!'

by seraphim July 22, 2006