Chris Rock

Will Smith smacked the shit out of him.

Who is Chris Rock?
Never heard of him until Will Smith smacked the shit out of him
Huh.

by Gummybearman06 March 28, 2022

chris sturniolo

chris sturniolo is one of the hottest people you will ever see. watching the triplets videos are the best. chris sturniolo appreciates his brothers and love them very much. he is super duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper hot.

“who’s that hit boy that sits on the left in those car videos?”
“oh that’s chris sturniolo”

by sexy cutie pie. February 18, 2023

chris sturniolo

the reason my standards are extremely high, the funniest person ever with the best laugh and an amazing smile

my friend: "Why don't you date people?"
me: "Chris Sturniolo exists."

by sturniolo watcher April 27, 2023

Chris Clogumbus

Chris Clogumbus thought he found America, but he had accidentally discovered India. The Indish people ate his lungs, as a welcoming tradition in their religion. They all ate cheese and lived happily ever after. dne ehT

Chris Clogumbus was very clogumby

by theflying_egg September 18, 2020

Liquid Chris

so much of a fucking legend he doesn't even have a definition, Liquid Chris was one of the biggest trolls of Chris chan (AKA Solid Chris, who was a manchild on the internet who wanted to get desperately laid but always failed) where instead of making fun of him for being a manchild on the internet like other trolls, he posed as "the real chris chan" with his impression of him, and did everything he did but better. calling out chris chan's insecurities, causing him to get VERY quickly angry, one day they held a constest called " The Singstar challenge" where they fought with music, ended up with liquid winning. Liquid went on to become a cancer researcher, while Solid went to jail, and has recently become popular due to the infamous fnf mod along with the rumor of chris chan escaping prison.

if you dont know who chris chan is, search it up, its a HUGE rabbit hole.

"Would the REAL chris chan use a fake mic?"
"Liquid Chris is the KING of trolling"

by Flour_The_Flowey September 1, 2022

Chris Rocked

The process in which you get Rocked at the Oscar's

Donald: hahahaha G. I Jane 2 baldilocks
Jack: *gets Chris Rocked*
People in background: *gasp* he just got Christ Rocked infront of everyone omg

by nSmatic March 28, 2022

chris tucker

champion, appeared in movies such as rush hour 1 and 2.. the dance he does in rush hour 1 after he shoots the boot full of explosives is pure genius!

yo, im gonna need one of those ear peice things immediatly

by ian May 13, 2005