chlortivities

activities that only a chlort would take part in.

buzzing hair, exploding watermelons, tryhard mc worlds, etc are all chlortivities

by fgipuahfvh July 3, 2022

colorado rhino

When a woman wears a strap on dildo on her forehead and runs around ramming people with it while making rhino noises.

My parents were in town from Texas so I decided to show them what a Colorado Rhino is.

by JPootLovato July 8, 2022

Colorado Mudslide

Equal parts Bailey’s and well gin served in a rocks glass and meant to be chugged. Served as a drink to fuck with your friends.

“Hey, it’s my boy's bachelor party, can we get him one Colorado Mudslide to celebrate?”

by Smallandfragile July 25, 2022

Chloriney

Too much chlorine in

Megan’s hair is chloriney

by ZymeMax August 7, 2022

Colorado bear trap

When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.

I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!

by Oral of the story August 14, 2022

Chlogart

Chlogart, like a Bogart but worse, this cracktard will rip you off, sneak anything she can get, is the absolute bar setter for low life Bogarting

Hahaaaaaar, ypu gotta not let Chloe have the bag man, that cunt will rip off her own mother to get more, lol we call her Chlogart lol

by Johnduck December 19, 2022

Colorado

disclaimer this definition is a JOKE dont actully believe in this:
Colorado is a canadian provence as well as japanese territory in the rocky mountains situated south of the Southwestern territories and north of the japanese territory known as Texas. Colorado is the sothernmost provence of Canada (excluding the Hawaiian Territories and the South China Sea). Colorado has a popluation similar to the number of jews hitler killed in WW2. The capital city is Denver. Colorado is also home to the hottest girls in Canada AND Japan.

Colorado is the sothernmost provence (Excluding The Hawaiian Territories) of canada. It also runs through Japan making coloradians japanese and canadians at once. Home to hottest girls.

by Knmagor August 30, 2022