Dildo Chip

Deep fried dildo seasoned with garlic

“I got hungry and horny do I made a dildo chip*

by Some bitch here April 15, 2020

The king of chips

Being crowned the king of chips means that you are acknowledged as the sole authority on chips.

This normally can be achieved by eating insane amounts of chips (traditionally potato)during a munch sesh

Those who have experienced this claim to have visited a whole world of chips.

Hey did you just hear shimmy got crowned as The king of chips.

by M.Y.S October 28, 2019

Dock Chip

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.

Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"

by Suzdogg May 1, 2008

Chip Hips

Fatty Hips, usually when the person has eaten too many fatty chips!

Person 1: 'She has Chip Hips!'
Person 2: 'She has been eating too many fatty chips'
Person 1: 'Too right, she needs to join a gym'

by Jessicajournalist September 29, 2011

Chip nigger

A derogatory term for a black man who has bad teeth.

Person1: Yo, look at that chip nigger
Person2: Bruh, what the fuck.

by My grandma just ate some prune June 22, 2019

Chip-Boner

One who is very excited about consuming mexican food from the popular food chain Chipotle.

A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.

Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.

I got a chip-boner right now.

I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.

Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner

by BigGDiddy June 5, 2019

chip thief

Someone that steals a chip from your meal

I was blowing my chips to cool them down and jo smith eat one! What a chip thief!!

by Doublemusky January 10, 2021