When someone with hair that looks like a wig gets their haired pulled to check if it is in any way a wig.
by hahahahyousuck March 29, 2019
A "check-in-the-box" and is an action or mandate that a group or authority takes when it doesn't want to be liable for something, so they put on an act that everyone secretly knows is functionally meaningless but has enough good intention so that criticism is often viciously attacked. In the end, if a worst-case scenario presents itself, the group or authority in question can claim they took all the possible precautions they had at their disposal and are not liable for damages while exclaiming how sorry they are things didn't happen as they would have liked. This usually leads to calls for more feel-good protocols and additional checks-in-the-box actions, and if the group or authorities' performance is good enough can even lead to the group or authority being lauded for their benevolence, all the while the people forgetting it was the original check-in-the-box that might have caused the crisis.
Person A: Do you think installing a sign warning people that there is no lifeguard on duty will help prevent drowning?
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.
by LaughingGhost February 23, 2021
by L-cubed April 08, 2018
When you are acting irrationally after staying up for several days and start behaving like Mr. Peepants.
Nathan, your Juul pod is right here, tearing your hair out and punching holes in the wall was such a Jib Check.
by Poops Larupes July 22, 2020
by xX_tomatosoup_Xx November 14, 2019
When senators of the Roman Republic stab you 23 times for your concentration of power during your tenure as Roman Emperor.
by f3shepard February 21, 2021
A common saying used directly before attacking someone, used to test reaction times, as well as just announce that you're going to beat the shit out of a person.
Andy: "Did you hear about the school shooting recently?"
Tom: "Yeah. Those dumb fucks got vibe checked."
Tom: "Yeah. Those dumb fucks got vibe checked."
by TheDerpHead January 05, 2020