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cellaware

That compulsion one gets to check their cell phone when you see someone else checking theirs.
I became cellaware Dec 18th 2003 at the ring of a cellphone at Wrigley Field.

Her cellawareness haunted her even without her cellphone
by caddydaddy84 January 28, 2009
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cellating

the act of asking a dude/chick out over a phone call or text message
person 1:are u cellating her

person 2:maybe
by wolfwind March 9, 2009
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cell-u-verse

The total number of reachable cellphones.
I wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse.

OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.
I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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cell-u-larogenouos

The act of achieving a heightened state of sexual arousal by placing your vibrating cell phone on or near any of either yours or your partner's erogenous zones.
I have to say that my girlfriend is one of the most cell-u-larogenous people I know. She knows just when and where to place her vibrating cell phone on my body.

I was so lonely the other night, I had to get cell-u-larogenouos.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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Cellaerial Failure

When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass
john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there

tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone

john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009
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Cell-bow

a pain felt in the elbow during extremely long conversations while using a cell phone. Pain can alternate between elbows as you switch from one hand to the other.
"Gotta go man. My Cell-bow is acting up again. Call you back in a few hours"
by Sir Gregory Peppercorn January 23, 2010
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