Zorch Cannon

when someone is talking but isnt really saying much: when someone sucks the fart out of ones but and talks afterward

John: (speaking jibberish to the point you can not understand)
mike: Close your mouth Zorch Cannon

by MAC117 October 1, 2009

Cannon Turn-around

A lame comeback involving the reversing of the same exact detail on it's creator, with very less impact.

Punk1: "You're a sad fuck."
Punk2: "no, YOU're a sad fuck."
Punk1 (wiser): "You're just an easy cannon turn-around machine".

by Nitedoosh December 4, 2010

Special Beam Cannon

special beam cannon = fingering. when piccolo does it he sticks two fingers on his forehead, similar to the way you would use them when pleasuring a girl.

dude, I special beam cannon'd emily. dont tell anyone though. wanna smell my fingers?

by BroderdickStadden April 2, 2007

Lazer Gattling Cannon

The ultimate weapon in the universe that can destroy any thing and has infinite ammo and if their was a i am legend zombie apocolypes it would be the weapon of choice

Lazer Gattling Cannon

by P-wee123 November 10, 2009

Crustacean Colon Cannon

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon

by Not a lobster April 20, 2021

Fire it out the cannon

When you ejaculate an arsenal of sperms a significant distance, at least three feet. Usually followed by a sense of pride.

*Angela is giving Jon boy head*
Angela: Jon boy when you cum dont fire it out the cannon I just washed my hair okay!
Jon boy: ha I fired it out the cannon, im so pleased with myself!
Angela: its all in my hair Jon, you prick.
Jon Boy: haaa,
Angela: your not getting head for two weeks.
Jon boy: ohhhhh no pleaaaaase.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

firing the mud cannon

Using the loo, on the log flume

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon

by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017