Canada's History

Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.

Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.

by The Great White North February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Putting it all in there.

"Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of performing Canada's History.

by Gregg Brown February 6, 2010

Canada's History

When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.

The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.

The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.

by ObeyColbert February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A slang term for sex between a moose and a person. Usually done with maple syrup on ice.

as in, "chad was shamed to find his brother had been "studying" Canada's history in the woods.

by colbertnationIsAwesome February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so vile that it cannot be mentioned on television; it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Dude he just did Canada's History history with her!

by The brothers 270 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Something erased from your mind by whiskey and marijuana to make room for the oft underappreciated genius of the writers of "The Colbert Report." For entries on ENABLER, see Barry Julien.

-Where's Canada?
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The vile act of having sex while one person is wearing moose antlers and the other is bent over the Stanley cup with her head in the cup, which is filled with maple syrup. Note: some forms include both people being covered in maple syrup

Hockey Player 1: Hey hoser, I had a wild night last night.

Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?

Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!

by colbertnationdotcom February 10, 2010