touzer can

a fucking slutbag cumdump whore

S: “i fucking hate you bitch!”
T: “wow you’re being such a fucking touzer can!”

by kardongays May 2, 2021

Can bong

A can bong is a bong/pipe made out of a can to smoke weed through. The people who use can bongs are usually nittys who don’t have a bong/skins.

Dan have you got a bong.

Nah but you can borrow my can bong.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020

weasel in a can

it's all good man

"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"

by aho bitch ass motherfucker March 27, 2015

can\’t

An oddly weird fucking annoying way kids spell shit with an apostrophe.

Hey, I can\’t eat your toes tonight, sorry babe.

by BigLigmaJunk November 14, 2018

Spinach can

The spinach can is from dhmis 5 and is the best character :)

Friend:who’s your favorite teacher in Dhmis
Me: I like spinach can :)

by I.like.anime.south.park.dhmis March 20, 2022

tuna can

a penis that is wider than it is long ...often referred to as chink dick

Damn Timmy has a tuna can in his pants

by Can Opener Man June 2, 2004

Coke Can

An alluminum type of soda can, (not nessesarily being of any particular drink product) that is modified by bending into a certain shape in order to form a well area where pin holes are poked for the purpose of usually consuming free-base cocaine or crack cocaine. Many consumers prefer this method because the crack butter is easy to extract from a can.

I got the shit but we need a coke can.

by lagunapete July 23, 2009