east coast

The culturally confused and mentally challenged eastern half of the US, which is populated by stuck up rich New Englanders, inbred backwards Southern rednecks, Euro-Trash rejects, corrupt politics, outdated rivalry, and the largest concentration of fat assed Americans. Physically, culturally, technologically, and socially inferior to the mighty West Coast. Also home to sewers like New York, Boston, Philidelphia, Washington D.C., Miami, and Charlston.

It would be good fortune for the United States if a massive tsunami came along and wiped out the entire East Coast, as the death toll would lower our obesity rates and make America smell better.

by The Elf December 28, 2005

coastin

The act of leisurely having sex, usually anal between two males. One partner will do the majority of the work.

"Henry, last night you were coastin. I was sweating."

"Sorry bro, it just felt so good. You can coast tonight."

by coachoftheyear May 12, 2014

coasted

Exceedingly drunk, to the point that you feel like you can't control your movements well. Sometimes the word "ghosted" is substituted

I was so coasted last nigh, the room was spinning.

by cuzzin norge March 30, 2008

Coastie

Specific type of bogan living on the NSW coast, generally between Sydney and Newcastle. Either good-natured-working-class-ocker-type or total speed-dealing-mullet-freak scary prick.

From Hornsby you catch the Coastie Express with the smell of VB and domestic violence in the air.

by sideways April 28, 2004

third coast

Gulf coast of Texas and Louisiana. Refers to a genre of music including Austin-based alt-country, folk, and zydego.

The third coast radio program plays artists like Robert Earl Keene, and Buckwheat Zydego.

by NikkLou May 3, 2006

central coast

Refers to the California counties of San Luis Obispo, Santa Barbra, and Ventura. They all share a similar lifestyle and the 805 area code. On the Central coast we party hard, fuck hard, ride hard and always bang that Sur 13. In fact the central coast is home to dozens of Sureno gangs including Atascadero's notorious Southern Locos Gang who put the busters to shame.

Norteno1: Let's go to the central coast to party.
Norteno2: Fuck that those Southern Locos will cut us up like thanksgiving turkey.

by jay13 February 17, 2008

east coast

The eastern half of the country that needs to be disinfected. Spray this land with some bleach and scrub it down! BLEH! Not even in comparison to the west coast, the east coast is overpopulated, filthy, smelly, and packed to the brim with some of the most unpleasant and unfriendly people you will ever meet. It holds no natural beauty, unless you count brown water beaches and the Appalachian "mountains", which are really just large hills. The East Coast is home to such swamps as D.C, NYC, and Philadelphia. These cities are the largest havens for crack addicts and bums. The east coast has contributed historically to America but that's it. It gives the rest of America a bad name.

Tourist: "excuse me, could you tell me the time?"

East Coast resident: "WHADDYA TALKIN' ABOUT, YA SCHUMUCK!?! GO GET A WATCH!"

Tourist: I'm going to California for vacation next summer!

by JukeJointJezebel April 23, 2008