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Coffee 22

When you're tired and you desperately need coffee, but since you haven't yet had coffee, you're failing at acquiring coffee. (A play on the phrase "catch 22.")
I apparently needed coffee too badly this morning. I made a to-go cup, but left it on the kitchen counter at home! Coffee 22.
by ImpunityJainne February 13, 2018
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Canadian Coffee

coffee with a lot of maple syrup in it
by YuOfTheNight April 17, 2017
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Rock-Coffee

The use of rock music to either wake ones self up, or to keep someone awake. Particularly when behind the wheel of a car.
Tim had a long road trip ahead of him so he used some rock-coffee to keep himself awake.
by Zach Attack 360 March 11, 2010
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coffee action

Feeling of needing to drop a mondo duke, usually after having drank coffee.
I'll be back, I got some coffee action going on.
by foodboy96 January 22, 2022
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'coffee-walkers'

Retail Employee Slang for:

Those who've just bought their Starbucks or Coffee Bean coffee and have nothing better to do in the mornings or later evenings (usually 10 minutes before store closing) than walk into a retail store and buy nothing but mess up everything.
Nope- not a single sale -- just 'coffee-walkers'.

It's a beautiful beach day today... why are you here?

You came for coffee and intend to buy nothing -- don't you have a barbecue or something to attend?

Really -- it's 7:50pm and we all know that you're just browsing with no intention of buying and i'm not in the mood for cleaning up after you! .... 'you touchie, you buy'.
by SaveTheElephants May 19, 2015
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Coffees’ hot

What one officer said to another in a video recording submitted in connection to the defamation trial of Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard.

The man testifying and recounting events that transpired during said video fell asleep and they had to replay the video four times to make sure he was paying attention.
“Coffees’ hot, it’s burning up”.
by Makōuh April 27, 2022
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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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