Classic

Adjective: used to describe a person 65 or older.

Instead of calling Mommy old, we should refer to her as classic!

by Mleen December 6, 2018

Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry

I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres

by Kramardi September 15, 2022

Retro classic

A retro classic would be considered being an autistic monkey that prefers to say easy a lot.

Everyone: Chilling

Retro monkey: kills everyone then says easy.

Everyone: what a retro classic, put him in the monkey cage

by WhiteCop January 16, 2021

Classic Volco

When you win a match by pure luck

1: "FFS how did I lose this??"
2: "Nah man he just pulled a Classic Volco"

by WaterfallSTUNT October 24, 2017

Gobbers Classic

To do something poorly, to be gay or to be bald.

Oh no, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!

by Golden Nonce February 28, 2024

Zion Classic

A zion classic is THE BEST!!!!!!! car inside GTA V Online, that is a very accepted car in the car meets of the DRAG N DRIFT Discord server

Hey Razvan, you should bring the Zion Classic to the meet!

by Razvan2 May 8, 2024

matiqe classic

gifting 100 subs to a twitch streamer whilst they’re not streaming

‘benjyfishy got hit with the lil matiqe classic’

by xParsaSN January 8, 2020