chip enabled

People that have no problem draining your wallet, funds or money. Someone who's a user or a taker. Hoover, leech, Bogart

Bro, that girl I went out with last night tried to get every last cent I have. She's chip enabled!

by Vonburnt9 March 13, 2018

chip baby

A euphemism for fat.

Kevin: Wow, Gareth has quite the chip baby due.
Rach: Yes, though I think yours is further along.

by Sister Kevin September 15, 2013

check the chip

The act of examining both side of a chip (e.g. potato chip, tortilla chip, etc) prior to eating to determine which side has more flavor powder. That side is then placed face down on the tongue to achieve optimum flavor enjoyment.

Aren’t you going to check the chip? You can’t just eat them with reckless abandon like some sort of animal.

by Unknown09er September 16, 2019

surprise chip

When you finish your Mc Donald's and there's a few chips left at the bottom of the bag.

that was a nice Mc Donald's (looks in bag) oh yes! Some surprise chips left over!

by Fromas November 7, 2015

Bacon Chip

Derived from the Hungry Jacks menu item "Bacon Chip Butty". Used to describe someone who is a bit of a dumb cunt.

Him: "Did you hear about Brayden?"
Her: "Yeah what a Bacon Chip"
Him: "Such a Butty"

by SindromNobba June 9, 2021

Fish and Chips

the british version of chicken and fries

son: mom i want fish and chips
mother: ok, here is your fish and chips like what you said
son: MOM I MEANT CHICKEN AND FRIES

by Vistaballs_0 October 25, 2023

dick and chips

that thing where you run out of lube then have to use olive oil, leading to a pronounced hot oily funk in the bedroom reminiscent of fish and chips

Stu: Nah i don't have any lube
Melissa: we can use olive oil
Stu: OK
after....
Stu: Wow smells like fish and chips in here
Melissa: Dick and chips!
Stu and Melissa: ha ha ha ha ha

Also available in NZ english: Duck n Chups

by skankpuss September 5, 2020