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Thong Burn

That moment when you try to pull your pants up and accidentally grab your thong too and the friction causes your ass crack and/or vagina to burn.
"I pulled up my pants and gave myself Thong Burn."

"Wow I now have really bad Thong Burn!"

"I don't like thongs for the risk of getting Thong Burn."
by Zarrasai February 6, 2014
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burn drive

1. to drive while inhaling magical herbs from teh earth
2. the long version of "bd"
3. synonimous with 'bake drive'
aint notin like a mo nin bake drive
by bob March 10, 2005
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Thumb Burn

A rash or reddening of the skin between the thumb and pointer finger from holding down the taught waistband of a pair of sweats or boxers to easily access your junk for a good wank. Usually on the left hand, Thumb Burn is only realized after the masturbation session is complete. Every true man gets Thumb Burn once in their life.
*Ring Ring*
John: Hello?
Dave: Whats crackalackin?
John: Just getting some major Thumb Burn, can i call you back?

*Finish in a tissue, then try to go back to surfing the internet responsibly.*
You: Ouch, FUCK. Thumb Burn strikes again!
by THTJ March 29, 2010
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Bobby Burns

A YouTuber who began his channel in 2014 doing movie reviews and original short-films. In 2017 he started doing commentary videos, one in particular was on Shane Dawson, which got him noticed by said YouTuber. They worked together for awhile but after splitting, Bobby's career started to steadily decay as he was simply unsure what do with his channel after garnering such a large but divided audience. Nowadays he is yet another obscure soundcloud rapper.
"In just a few months Bobby Burns went from being a very young and talented kid at the height of his YouTube career to being plucked out and thrown out to the dogs" - Primink
by ChickenChad July 12, 2020
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porn burn

Having watched far too much porn, real world sex doesn't do it for you or is extremely difficult to get to the tickley bit.
Sorry I can't cum I have porn burn
by Anon0101010 February 7, 2015
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cold burn

When a person gets put down by somebody, and his/her friend tries to say something to make them feel better but accidentally says something that makes it worse.
Originates from the phrase "do you want some ice with that burn?", as putting ice on burns can cause a cold burn on top of the hot burn, hence the name.
Person 1: I've had Christmas crackers funnier than you.
Person 2: *sad face*
Person 3: Want some ice on that burn?
Person 4: It's OK, the Pony Club likes your jokes.
Person 2: *runs off in floods of noisy tears*
Person 3: Cold burn!
by Causticannon April 6, 2011
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Shit Burn

This is what one may experiance after a eating spicy foods, mainley tacos and buritos.
Lets go to the bar Stan, sorry Ben but I just had the worst case of Shit Burns.
by kingMi May 28, 2009
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