An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023
"bulleting speed"
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by gracels September 23, 2019
“Daddy, Daddy, I found these rubber bullets on the sidewalk - can I use them,” said the six year old girl.
by RevengeofSPCGirls February 11, 2019
One whose kink is having another person ejaculate on his asshole while a different person shoots him in the asshole.
"Do you like JP?"
"Ugh idk he's kind of a creamy bulleteer."
"Really?! That sucks. I kinda liked him."
"Ugh idk he's kind of a creamy bulleteer."
"Really?! That sucks. I kinda liked him."
by BKBChampion November 02, 2016
A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.
by Cherb Derbitt January 21, 2012
Rap artist from california that is based off originality and real life experiences. Known to spit nothing but the real life day to day struggle in its purist form.
by Romin Cali February 11, 2018