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bowl skidder
An especially large turd that circles the bowl a few times, leaving skid marks before it flushes. Especially common these days due to low-flush toilets.
Raisa was tired of scrubbing the bowl every time her husband Igor took a dump. He left enormous bowl skidders every time, and it took quite a bit of Comet cleanser and a good brush to remove their presense, and what with all the other things Raisa had to do, shave the cat, fry the beetroots and launder all the spacesuits, she was tired of this unnecessary cleaning.
bowl skidder by Luigi July 11, 2004
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Bowie bulge
An obscenely prominent and hard-to-ignore bulge in the crotch area of a male's clothing.
Originates from the movie Labyrinth, where rock legend David Bowie plays the Goblin King, dressed in a skin-tight spandex catsuit that completely fails to conceal his genitalia. This is made all the more uncomfortable by the fact that his character materialises in a teenage girl's bedroom and steals her baby brother.
Originates from the movie Labyrinth, where rock legend David Bowie plays the Goblin King, dressed in a skin-tight spandex catsuit that completely fails to conceal his genitalia. This is made all the more uncomfortable by the fact that his character materialises in a teenage girl's bedroom and steals her baby brother.
Bowie bulge by pk20 October 16, 2008
bowl snake
A long, continuous turd that coils at least 360 degrees around the toilet bowl like a rattlesnake poised to strike.
Extra credit given if the deposit is more than one full circumference in length, if one end actually breaks the surface of the water, and/or if the opposite end is "pebbled" to resemble rattles.
No accompanying floaters or segmentation must be present.
Takes at least two flushes to fully rid the bowl of its vile magnificence. A plumber's absolute nightmare.
Extra credit given if the deposit is more than one full circumference in length, if one end actually breaks the surface of the water, and/or if the opposite end is "pebbled" to resemble rattles.
No accompanying floaters or segmentation must be present.
Takes at least two flushes to fully rid the bowl of its vile magnificence. A plumber's absolute nightmare.
You: Dude! That is one gargantuan bowl snake you left . . . didn't your parents ever teach you to flush?
Roommate: I did flush! Twice! That is one tenacious bowl snake!
You (handing Roommate the plunger): You know what to do.
Roommate (handing You the brush): Cover me! I'm going in!
Roommate: I did flush! Twice! That is one tenacious bowl snake!
You (handing Roommate the plunger): You know what to do.
Roommate (handing You the brush): Cover me! I'm going in!
bowl snake by TANSTAAFL1 February 23, 2011
Bowel Rot
The action done by your dad when he lets loose a absolutely foul, sickening, putrid, pungent, wet, skunk ass fart when you are in the car and he locks the windows so you have no relief of fresh air.
The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
Dad: *Rips Rank ass*
Brother: TF is that smell?!
Sister: Bro was that you?!
Brother: No!
Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.
Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.
*Locks window*
Brother: Oh shit
Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
Brother: TF is that smell?!
Sister: Bro was that you?!
Brother: No!
Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.
Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.
*Locks window*
Brother: Oh shit
Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
Bowel Rot by HughJass1986 July 16, 2023
small bowl theory
The theory that packing numerous small bowls of marijuana provides the best economic high. The theory connotes that larger bowls inevitably lead to waste due to diminishing marginal returns.
small bowl theory by ekap17 May 16, 2010
David Bowie
An amazing, legendary, genius icon in the music industry. There are not enough superlatives to adequately describe his talent, adaptability, exquisite beauty, incredibly sensuous voice, innovation, vastly ranging vicissitudes of style and genre (rock, pop, soul, metal, alternative, jazz ...)...
I love David Bowie and his music. He has been my favorite forever, and he's so fantastically exciting as a musician (performer and songwriter), he's a very good actor (stage and screen), and he is SO HOT, omg!
David Bowie by KMEv October 8, 2008