Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."
I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.
by acw11790 January 23, 2012
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wobble board

A musical instrument created by entertainer Rolf Harris that consists of a masonite board or any other hardboard material.
girl: "What is your one talent?"
ghetto mf: "I can play the wobble board."
by among us sussy balls lmao September 16, 2023
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Full Board Me

When a radio talk show host wants callers to full the connection board with the maximum number of callers they can keep on hold.
Good evening, this is Marcus, full board me, we’ve got some great topics tonight
by Dick _Shinary August 27, 2022
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Boomer Board

A Boomer Board is a board used by the good old "back in my day" generation. The Boomer Board is used to Show off ones piece of shit underwhellming and unimpresive Car and or other motor vehicle such as a motorcycle or boat. The board normally includes useless facts such as the paint code or total number of other v6 piece of shit garbage cars with the same spec package.
One owner Nick name: My wifes tits Make:Bad Model: Ass
Holy shit thats a boomer board if ive ever seen one!
by DownAstronomical June 27, 2023
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Board State

This is a term when playing magic the gathering or other card games. It refers to how the battlefield is looking and which permanents are down, who’s in the lead, and so on.
The board state was looking so fucked when you were playing him man.
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
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White boarding

When your boss comes in, tells you all his ideas in a trauma-dump fashion, and then walks away.

Basically a scare tactic to cause anxiety about ideas and situations that aren’t really a big deal.

Picture someone writing all their ideas or fears out on a whiteboard with messy scribble-like hand writing, and leaving you to decide what it truly means. Should you be nervous? Or is this man projecting?
Worker 1: “Did you talk to the boss today?”

Worker 2: “Yes, he trauma dumped about the uncertainty of our department.”

Worker 1: “He’s always white boarding and walking away.”
by YaGurlMS September 01, 2022
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