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Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.
I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!
by ShortMort April 24, 2020
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Ouija board

Bored with all the letters in the alphabet letters one through nine the words hello and goodbye and the words yes and no you use this board to summon spirits and you have a little magnifying glass that leads to the ghost to which letter or number they want.
Friend: do you wanna play the Ouija board tonight?
Me: nah don’t want to get haunted
by Sarasara123goo June 3, 2020
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boarding school

fucking hell like literal hell like i wanna go to boarding school
friend: that person in the horror movie just died
me: no they are in boarding school
by ava fuckin malfoy October 23, 2020
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Chook board

This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca
Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience
by Ahhhyeahboy October 13, 2020
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Charlie Board

Charlie Board, 14, is an English Roblox YouTuber who is in control of the channel Charlie board games. He attends wellsway school and lives with his parents.
Did you see Charlie board rage is among us?
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 28, 2017
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surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted
Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass
by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017
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