When a player scores a goal in an online game of NHL while their player is standing inside the blue area of the goalie's crease, which provides a close enough distance between the player and the goalie for one to give the other a blowjob. This goal is usually scored by faggots who can't get legitimate goals, and who usually have names like VanillaMilkChug or Skoolz.
Williston666: This faggot kid scored another blowjob goal on me. Can I get some decent gameplay one time? I'm going to play Forza 3 from now on.
Announcer: OH WHAT A SHOT...... SCORES!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: OH WHAT A SHOT...... SCORES!!!!!!!!!
by Dickie Moore July 22, 2010
Get the Blowjob Goalmug. by uttam maharjan September 10, 2010
Get the dirty blowjobmug. When your partner decides it is a good idea to chew a bunch of ice then give you a blowjob with a cold mouth.
by Bob Dob November 22, 2013
Get the ice blowjobmug. Similar to a mayonnaise surprise or the infamous slanted oral special only involving a lot more vomit and maybe some tentacle fondling.
Dude, I finally got to get an asian blowjob the other night, but now I feel as though I need a chemical shower.
by Boners & Sweatpants October 8, 2014
Get the asian blowjobmug. when a catapillar likes to move it's spikes along a man's genital area.
and the man gets erect when the catapillar is still on the gentile area.
and the man gets erect when the catapillar is still on the gentile area.
person 1; hey dude, im a cool guy like you. i suggest you have a catapillar blowjob before you end up with a penis like this guy..
by shakirashanequabigtits May 23, 2012
Get the catapillar blowjobmug. The act of sexually penetrating a severed head from the neck. Ideally the penis would be inserted in such a fashion that it would exit the mouth upon deepest penetration. As with all sexual interaction, a consenting participant is highly reccomended. The Name is English and is derived from the words, "Polish" and "Blowjob." See Also: Neckrophilia.
Hey Eric, That girl has been starving herself for seventeen years for you. I bet she give a wicked Polish Blowjob.
by M Prizzle November 29, 2006
Get the Polish Blowjobmug. When Make up sex happens, but the chick aint completely over it, so she gives you a massive blowjob and bites your dick off. Then she freezes it and sticks it up your ass.
Jack: Oh yeah... OH YEAH!! Oh wait, shit...
Jack: That's cold!
Jack: I think it's melting...
Jack: I like it.
''Angry Blowjob''
Jack: That's cold!
Jack: I think it's melting...
Jack: I like it.
''Angry Blowjob''
by FredwardPeabody July 28, 2009
Get the Angry Blowjobmug.