smelly benjamin 

when you poop onto a 100 dollar bill and you shove into a girls mouth. Then you ram it down the girl's throat with your cock.

That girl is such a bitch. I want to give her a smelly benjamin so she will know whose boss.

smelly benjamin by JTAPS October 7, 2007

younger like Benjamin Button

A phrase used when something will make you look and/or feel younger, referencing the movie Benjamin Button.

Duder 1: "Ok, check this rhyme. I'm a pussy fiend, you can call me a glutton. Fuck you so good you'll get younger like Benjamin Button. Got my penis"

Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"

Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."

younger like Benjamin Button by westfalia February 4, 2010

Enrique Benjamin 

He is a cool person in his mama's eyes but he has no friends that ACTUALLY like him. He tries to be a good person but fail all the time. He brushes his teeth once a month but manages to smell like a frog. Overall he is ok.

Hi Enrique Benjamin, how are you?

Enrique Benjamin by Swoshhhh November 11, 2016

BenJam (BenJamIn) 

Famously known as Brobee on Yo Gabba Gabba BenJam is his son. Created by the teen sensation thatrealuno BenJam has his own blog, works with thatrealuno Instagram account and has a song on the thatrealuno famous album. BenJam is well known for his pictures. He travels the world and takes photos at every stop. BenJam is also known from thatrealuno's how to draw BenJam video where the teens teach his fans how to draw him.

Have you heard BenJams (BenJamIns) song?
BenJam (BenJamIn) is so funny!
I love the character BenJam (BenJamIn)!

BenJam (BenJamIn) by PastelOlivia November 20, 2017

Mr. Benjamin 

a smart-ass teacher who terrorizes the shit out of 11th and 12th graders, but is somehow lovable at the same time.
he is known to tell interesting stories about prior students and events in his life, as well as give you great advice on how to continue existing.

he is going to mean-old-men hell.

"So you're in pre-med?"
"Yeah, I have Mr. Benjamin"
"Holy shit on a stick good luck"

Mr. Benjamin by asjdlfjasldfls shhhh October 25, 2012

The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin 

n. When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a shit and getting head but then, halfway through, you suck the shit back into your asshole and the blumpkiner realizes how much time he/she has wasted and kills himself/herself.

Chad: Yo, have you seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin, homey?

Chet: Stacy's viewing is Wednesday.

Chad: What a stupid bitch.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin by Chad Pitt July 1, 2009

Crank that Benjamin 

to do a girl with bifocals on, you pull out and jizz on her hair and electrocute it

that girl was pissing me off so i proceeded to Crank that Benjamin on her

Crank that Benjamin by mister Chad March 24, 2008