Beef Rub

When two, large, heavier set, lesbians engage in a hot, sweaty orgasmic scissor session.

Dude what the hell is that noise in the apartment upstairs? Sounds like two mating Bulls.

It's just my lesbian neighbors doing a beef rub. They will be done in about five minutes. I know the routine.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

Soggy Beef

Soggy, Beef -

1) A pointless argument that doesn't make sense.

Beef in slang is when something gets heated and creates drama, this is the same but soggy just means silly, pathetic and has no-point to it.

2) Literally Soggy Beef. Beef that turned out soggy once cooked.

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Soggy Beef -
Example:

1) I had an argument with Steve last night, real soggy, beef.

2) Martin, this beef is soggy. ''Gosh darnit, I do not want soggy, beef again.''

by njabindon September 22, 2014

beef wind

Beef Wind is a hearty yet dry, gamy and overwhelming fart with a heady mixture of aromas, like a pig roast in a garbage dump in hell. Like a hot, dry wind blowing over a sulfur pit from a cattle ranch. The type of fart that burns all the little hairs out of your nose right before it causes permanent brain damage and put you in a coma or possibly kills you.

"Holy shit, man! What died in here?"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"

by Aulderath April 19, 2014

Beef House

A rip-roaring reality show that broadcasts the antics of Tim and Eric and an assortment of other oddball characters.

I watched Beef House the other night and literally crapped my pants laughing.

by Rico Cooper May 26, 2020

Beef Curtain

A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity

Tanner says that Braedon had a beef curtain, obviously, he jizzed as soon as he saw it!

by Jacket22 August 1, 2012

Kobe Beef

the name of Kobe Bryant's farts

at the press conference kobe farted and i smelt Kobe Beef

by soufpaw8 January 10, 2011

Beef Curtains

a womans pussy lips the ones that hang out not tucked in.

Mona's beef curtains were dripping wet in anticpation of sex.

by roast beef lover February 25, 2009