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Sweat the bed

When you are asleep and you sweat so much your bed gets wet from it.
I awoke in the middle of the hot summer night to a wet feeling on my bed and was covered in sweat. I sweat the bed.
by Loner stoner August 4, 2014
mugGet the Sweat the bedmug.

Bed and Bongfest

A hotboxed bunkbed located in UCSC Stevenson House 5, inhabited by the chillest stoners you will ever meet.
Dude, let's go bed and bongfest!!
by Mr. BRP February 20, 2011
mugGet the Bed and Bongfestmug.

fnaf bed

A type of bed in which someone can perform sexual activities on.

The bed usually has fnaf bed sheets for irony of a joke but can have different meme sheets

In a statement like "Do the FNaF bed" it means performing sexual activities on said bed with a partner.
"Hey Amanda, wanna do the FNaF bed?"
by Fakerac May 19, 2020
mugGet the fnaf bedmug.

Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon
Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.
by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019
mugGet the Breakfast in bedmug.

Water Bed

A thick piece of ass, very “phatt” most black men love women with water beds. These women are made out of water, 100% water, this is what causes the “thickness”.
Negro1: Ayo nigga you see that bitch with the water bed

Negro2: YEOOOOO SHORTY GOT THAT FATTTTTYYYYYYYYYY
by Smartest Nigga On Planet Namek October 24, 2018
mugGet the Water Bedmug.

bed gravey

The sexual act carried out in the north of england (particularly regions around manchester) in which one massages oneself in beef gravey prior to other sexual acts. The act is thought to make it a more palatable experience.
Slut: "I'd take you with gravey if my boyfriend wasn't sitting right here"
Me: "You into the ol' bed gravey then love?"
by Stephiethehedgegod June 10, 2011
mugGet the bed graveymug.

get to bed

simialar to a a gong show in the fact that the person is usually intoxicated and does random ridiculous acts which in turn would prompt someone else to tell him or her to get to bed
Joe: Matt your a complete gong show right now! Matt: Oh man i have no idea whats going on! Joe: you just pissed in the closet you need to Get to Bed!
by jordan engel November 9, 2008
mugGet the get to bedmug.

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