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Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch is known for his alien beauty and gorgeous cheekbones. He is a marvelous, beautiful actor, mostly known for his role as 'Sherlock Holmes' in BBC's Sherlock.

Benedict Cumberbatch also stars in movies such as The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, August:Osage County, The Imitation Game, The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug and Third Star. Just to name a few.

His astounding, breath taking, spectacular, stunning face, body and personality has raised the expectation of men in teenage fangirls worldwide.

His fanbase is known as Cumberbitches.
Person 1:
Have you seen Sherlock?
Person 2:
The one with Benedict Cumberbatch?
Person 1:
Yeah, that one.
Person 2:
I love it!
by ShannonHerondale February 14, 2014
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beaner

Defenition- person who sells oranges, mowes lawns, considers themselves a contractor but doesnt even know what a contractor is or does, and a beaner is also aomeone who works 20 hrs. day for only cents. A beaner also stands in front of homedepot and gets picked up by high class armenians to paint their houses.
me:Hey haroout i need someone to paint my house
Harout:ok lets go pickup sum beaners from homedepot
me:ok, how much is it going to cost me to have a 5 bedroom huge house painted?
Harout:the most it will be around 5 buks plus a couple burritos for dem
by shotankin March 29, 2008
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Beaded Curtain

A phrase intimated as a possible double entendre by Craig Ferguson during the email segment on the June 28, 2011 Late Late Show
Do you enjoy a beaded curtain, Geoff?

Go ahead censors, look it up, we'll wait.
by GP and the Fergs July 1, 2011
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Beaner

Let me be clear that the term "beaner" does NOT apply to all mexicans/latinos. A hardworking mexican man who illegally crossed here to work hard and send money to their family back is not a beaner. Though they do mow lawns and perform a variety of other manual labor jobs, they are much more respectable than the beaners/spics that come to this country and live with their mothers who live off welfare checks. Beaners are pieces of scum who:
1. Sag their pants
2. Threaten to fight you like a man, but really mean, "come at me ese me and me and all my homies will fuck you up puto".
3. Wear bandanas to represent their homosexual gangs that they are a part of. Popular homosexual beaner gangs include but are not limited to: The Latin Kings, La Marasalvatrucha (MS- thirteen dicks up the ass), Mexican Mafia (technically beaner mafia), The 18th street gang, named for the eighteen gangbangs they hold every week, and many other faggy beaner gangs.
4. Have never opened a book.
5. Consider graffiti art
6. Think they are tough when in reality, they are too scared to fight you one on one and must call on their piece of filth "homies" to help them out in a fight.
7. Make the Catholic church look bad by thinking that it is ok to commit acts of robbery and murder while wearing a rosary or crucifix around their necks because it is part of "la raza".
Mike: Look at that beaner mowing that lawn.
Shawn: That's not a beaner, that thing over there is. (points to some retard on the corner in front of a liquor store trying to act hard)

Dan: Sigh... after meeting this Asian girl's parents, we can't go out anymore because her parents think I'm a beaner.
Kevin: Dudeee, do they know what a beaner is?
Dan: Apparently not :(

Look at that beaner showing off his fake Nike shoes that he probably bought from kmart after begging his mommy for a few bucks.

Beaner: Ay foo orale guey viva la raza homes, sur side for life ese!
Mexican: Were you dropped on your head? Does "sur side" mean going down on another man?
Beaner: Simon ese...
by Dick Feynman November 18, 2012
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Beaner

So you wanna know what a beaner is? Okay, well why not have an intellectual 'beaner' explain it to you? Yeah, pedasos de mierda con patas, I'll fucking tell your asses. Okay a beaner is a mexican that has gotten sick of his country (yes Mexicans are originally from mexico), and so in the process has tried to move from his country to one that actually has jobs. See the thing is that their government has been extremly corrupted, except they had nothing good to take away in the first place, unlike us. So- anyways they try and come over here in an attempt to mak themselves better people. When they get over here a huge wave of ignorance (that's you) meets them. Believe it or not Mexicans don't leave entire families just to come to the "great america" where every1 is rude and a little bit rascist. No they generally attempt it so that they can provide food and and care for the family back in Mexico.the only reason their don't follow the legal immigration process (I know u ppl with the brains were thinking) is that for that to happen they have to wait up to 2 yrs b4 they're even acknowledged as potential u.s. citizens (i.e. Remember when I said the government was a little corrupt, I digress).
Just look at me, I am a beaner. well 75% of me anyways.
by ontherightedge May 17, 2008
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coffee beaner

were a guy/girl sucks/licks a girls clit
boy *you are the best coffee beaner ever!*
girl *aww thanx hun and your the best teabagger ever!*
by Silent Lullaby December 28, 2005
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beaner

damn it ibrahim!you're such a beaner!
by sandarosaline November 21, 2006
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