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White Sensei Beard

When a women gives oral and pulls out of a women's mouth at the very last second and ejaculates on the women's chin, dripping down horizontally so that the thick cum repels down like a pointed beard.
"Last night, my girlfriend was giving me head, and as i pulled out, she had a White Sensei beard. Sorta made me think she was actually asian."
by xHorderlands January 12, 2012
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Shave the beard

When a gay guy dumps his fake girlfriend he uses to hide that he's gay.
Danielle got dumped? I guess jack decided to shave the beard, we all knew
by Teshandra April 22, 2013
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dirty majestic beard

When the Majestic Beard is moisturized by the vaginal fluids of a thousand virgin's
Hey did you guys check out Eli's Majestic Beard it's been moisturized by a thousand virgin's that's a Dirty Majestic Beard
by Majestic Beard June 13, 2019
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get a bead

-Get something/someone on the scope before shooting.
-In American English when you focus narrowly on something or define it carefully you “get a bead” or “draw a bead” on it. In this expression the term “bead” comes from the former name for the little metal bump on the end of a gun barrel which helped the shooter aim precisely at a target.
I get a bead on that animal and I am gonna shoot it!
by Matts ARG March 24, 2019
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The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge

A hilarious challenge where you shave a goat's beard off and glue it to your chin in the winter. The challenge is to keep the goat hair glued to your chin and try to get reactions from random people
John : Hey man why the fuck does Willis have goat hair on his chin?

Toby : We made him do

"The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge"
John: WTF is that bro?
Toby: you shave a goat's beard and glue it to your chin in the winter and wear it and you have to get random people's reactions without taking it off your chin
by JaCrispy420 December 11, 2020
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bearded elder

I left work early to play with the kids. The bearded elder, I mean, and the twins.
by Das Brick September 18, 2006
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bearded pompeii

the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin
Tom: So what did you two do last night?

Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.

Tom: You are a sick freak.
by brodudecm March 2, 2009
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