Is also known as 'Salad Dodger'. This is a person that attends a buffet and avoids the salad and heads straight for the mains - also known as a 'FAT BASTARD'. She is known to have hairy arm pits, and very unhygenic. The majority of the weight is distributed around the ass.
by Abdul Hanif January 1, 2012
Get the Hollie Bestmug. Someone you trust completely.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
by Caramel Yum April 25, 2016
Get the Best Friendmug. "You waste of oxygen, get your fat ass off the couch. I'll be at your house in 5."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
by Hesebe July 25, 2016
Get the Best Friendmug. by That.1.artist April 10, 2022
Get the You're the bestmug. A Best Friend is someone who's always there for you and is beside you no matter what. I've had plenty of so called Best Friends So glad I have one now who's funny, kind, attractive and so much more. A Best Friend is someone who is there for you and you in return. Someone who could never leave you and sometimes you catch feelings for each other or maybe just one of you that's fine but remember to have rules and stick by them.
My best friend is Matt he's always there for me I couldn't live without him. He's also really cheesy
by BigManStephen69 November 11, 2018
Get the Best Friendmug. A best friend is that one person in your life, who no matter what will always be by your side. Your best friend will always be there for you no matter what, and they are not embarrassed to be around you in public, because they have gotten used to all the stupid things you say and do. A best friend is someone you can spend all of your time with, and tell them anything. A best friend is there when you accomplish something great, or fail miserably. A best friend is the person your closest to.
My best friend Kyle and I have been best friends since freshmen year of high school, and we do everything together.
by Boomerang Sanchez November 23, 2013
Get the Best friendmug.