When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.
Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao
Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
by G6Saitin July 11, 2022
by grodybrody June 07, 2022
A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.
"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"
by WASSUP Y'ALL May 02, 2018
When someone goes completely bald and their head is so shiny that you can't resist the urge to stick a suction dildo on their head.
by Skibidi Rizzler69420 April 02, 2024
by appello May 18, 2022
Why you bald headed sap sucker
by DeezNutzAreJuicy April 06, 2022