Buffear

The irrational fear an online video will buffer

I have some serious buffear, don't let this video catch up on me. Please, play all the way through.

by cam892 March 14, 2017

Buffer of Incompetence

The person that is worse at their job than you. The person that will be fired if there are layoffs.

Crap... Steven got let go; he was my buffer of incompetence. I'll have to step it up.

by benmo88 January 23, 2020

Pickle Buffing

another way of defining blow job

That bitch stephanie wouldn't give up on the pickle buffing until I nutted

by king flawless on da thrown December 22, 2008

Blowjob Buffet

A Thai whore seductively saunters back and forth just prior to dropping to her knees. She then begins rapidly massaging her jaw with both hands to warmup and loosen the jaw muscles. (Note: this technique is to ensure adequate performance in the event a penis with unusally large girth is on the buffet.). Following the jaw massage, she immediately assumes a cat-like, though straddled kneeling stance. With both hands, she begins violently pawing at the two guys on the sides while gulping the guy in the middle. This process is repeated as she works her way down the buffet, which is obviously "all you can eat."

Leia the Thai whore really worked the blowjob buffet through the hotel lobby."

by Shake That Bear! August 26, 2013

British Buffet

To eat sushi off the naked body of your partner.

Hey do you want to grab dinner tonight? Sorry I can't. I'm going to a British buffet.

by Flatulent Mascot April 1, 2017

Want Some Buffalo

Telling someone that you want to fight

Me: "Yo, you want some buffalo"
Friend: "Na I'm good"

by UrBn-_-Zombie July 7, 2018

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Buffy The Vampire Slayer is one of the best T.V shows of all time. Starring the AMAZING Sarah Michelle Geller (aka SMG) this show is about Buffy, a teenage slayer, who being expelled from her old school, has to move to Sunnydale, which just happens to be the hell mouth. She attends Sunnydale Highschool and develops a close friendship with Willow Rosenburg (Alison Hannigan), Xander Harris (Nicholas Brendon) and her watcher Rupert Giles (Anthony Stewart Head). They repeatedly have to save the world from never ceasing evil while Buffy has to deal with her tangled love life, including Angel, a vampire cursed with a soul, who ends up leaving the show and starring in a spin-off series Angel.This is a truly amazing show paired with a great plot that always keeps you guessing and wonderful acting.

Shannon: What did you do last night?
Sam: I was watching the season finally of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season three!
Shannon: OMG! I LOVE Buffy!!! Especially the quotes like:

Cordelia: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with humus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
Cordelia: Thank you.

Sam: Yeah! And:

BUFFY: I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty.

GILES: Understandable. Well, when it's working again congratulate it on a good campaign. You did very well.

BUFFY: Thank you. I will.

GILES: I ah- I managed to ferret this out of the wreckage. Now, it may not interest you, but- (reaches into his jacket and pulls out a high school diploma) I'd say you earned it. (looking around) There is a certain dramatic irony that's attached to all this. A Synchronicity that borders on- on predestination, one might say.

BUFFY: Fire bad; tree pretty.

Shannon: Yeah, awesome show

by William, The Bloody June 28, 2011