boner-killer 

One whose features make the erection process fail

Renee Zelwegger just killed my boner

boner-killer by jabankyswirl June 7, 2005

boner pool 

Playing pool, except replace the pool cues with the quivering, burning hot boners. Invented by several college students when they realized that the pool cues had been misappropriated. Before each shot, the player rub their sweating, urgent boners with blue chalk as a lubricant. If the player scratches, the it is termed a busted nut. Bouncing the ball off one or more of the walls is termed boner banking or more popularly the money shot. When one ball blocks another it is called a cock-block. Condoms are not allowed in boner pool. Only the man's raw, tense, sweating, sinewy boner will suffice. The winner of boner pool (or boner billiards in professional tournaments) is crowned King Dick.

James: Dammit. Ouch. I got chalk in my boner-hole.

Tyler: You got blue chalk in your moist boner-hole? That must burn.

Brandon: That is panty-moistening boner pool event.

Josh: My boner is so unwieldy.

Ian: Let me give you two hands.

Josh: You grab my boner towards the stalk, and I will maneuver my boner with both hands on the head. My thick bulbous mushroom head.

Tyler: Thrust with your ripped tight pelvis.

Brandon: You're very skillful. Where did you learn to handle a boner like that?

James: Church camp.

boner pool by Marsha Brady Is Hot October 20, 2006

boner bump 

When you're at a concert and the crowds really pumped, then the guy behind you pokes/grazes your back with his boner.

"That guy totally boner bumped me"
Awkward...

boner bump by That's nasty man March 17, 2009

Boner rage 

Masturbatory red mist

Will: I couldn't help it. I was in a boner rage.

Boner rage by dafadau October 28, 2010

boner tag 

when you and an opponent face eachother at opposite ends of a hallway and you both are sporting large boners. you run at eachother full speed and when you get close enough you try and poke the other with your boner sort of like jousting.

Yesterday my friend and I played a quick game of boner tag for the last piece of cake.

boner tag by thomas1234 February 2, 2007

boner lines 

To snort a fat line of coke off of the incredibly erect penis of a scenester.

"Dude I was in the bathroom at START last night doing boner lines with Gibby!"

boner lines by Danimal May 9, 2003

boner-face 

Noun- this is an insult when someone is fugly, and looks like they have a boner on their face.

That Colin sure is a boner-face.
Dude, how can you think Hilary Duff is hot? She is a major boner-face!

boner-face by Aaron C. and Chris D. July 23, 2008