bilingual bisexual

Someone who thrives on the idea of envisioning their identity as culturally fluid in terms of their ability to relate to their knowledge of other ways of life; not limited to their ability to speak another language but also in reference to their attraction to more than one gender.

That 20-something anthropology major is really hot and interesting, but she's probably a bilingual bisexual. I'd have better luck with an actual lesbian; one that doesn't leave the country every 6 months to study the feminist implications of the Venus figurine as depicted in the Mayan sculpture of the precolombian era.

by Ethereal1 October 29, 2015

Bisexual sexual

A person who is only attracted to bisexuals. For instance a straight male who only wants to date bisexual women because they understand their feminine side and feel like straight women wouldn't.

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Person one: so you're dating a bisexual again??

Person two: yea they just understand me

Person one: what does that make you?
Person two: a bisexual sexual

by Chicken_tindies March 13, 2021

Bisexual Shark

A way to tell someone is bisexual. when they have an obsession with, a tattoo of, or toys of sharks.

A: do you think she’s gay or bi?
B: shes bi
A: how do you know?
B: she has a bisexual shark

by zebethel February 14, 2020

Selective Bisexual

When a person identifies them self as bisexual but is more attracted to one gender or to inanimate objects.

Bob: hey I think your cute wanna go out?
Jack:Sorry I’m selective bisexual

Bob: so what gender are you into now?
Jack: actually I’m thinking about asking out my car her name is amanda

by Selective Bisexual February 11, 2021

Battle-axe Bisexual

A bisexual who believes that labels such as pansexual, polysexual and omnisexual are unnecessary, as they believe that these sexualities are all just bisexual worded differently. BaB's also believe that pansexuality is biphobic and transphobic. To back this up, they cite something called the Bisexual Manifesto, which is a piece of text that's over 33 years old, and defines bisexuality as "Attraction to two or more genders." This definition is vital to BaB's, as it's one of the reasons why they believe that the aforementioned labels are unneeded.

Eliza: "I ran a discourse account, elizaspeaks, for two years. It was fun while it lasted but after a while I realized that discourse is pretty boring and unnecessary, and I abandoned the account."
Theo: "Oh yeah! I remember you! You were the battle-axe bisexual I was in a group chat with. I left that group a long time ago."

by gatekeepinggaslightinggirlboss August 4, 2021

bisexual falp-jack

A scary bisexual creep, who writes perverse comments on young children's websites about how they are 'mighty fine'.

Who is that bisexual falp-jack? He wrote on my website how the pictures of me 'tinkle his dinkle'.

by jenny jenny tobblybop & lucy lucy bobblytop August 8, 2006

ur aunt bisexual

The only insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined, it is so powerful that all no u bounces off of it, and nothing can block it.

Ben: ur mom gay
John: Don't make me do it.
Ben: Bet you won't, pussy.
John: ur aunt bisexual

*The insult hits Ben so hard it sends him to a parallel universe*

by GrammaSoop March 17, 2018