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Madelines bike

Slang term for an object that is no longer used or needed.
That lawn mower is about as much use as madelines bike .
by Danny214689 January 6, 2022
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Too Much Bike

When a mountain bike is very inefficient to pedal and it excessively tires the rider.
Santa Cruz Megatower CC for sale, only done a few rides, selling because it is too much bike for me.
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We Bike

We bike (phrase, slang — Florida State Seminoles football fandom)
A tongue‑in‑cheek rallying cry used by Florida State fans after the team secures a win following a loss, a losing streak, or an overall losing season. Often shared with a wink of self‑awareness, it playfully signals “we’re back” — but with the knowing humor of those who’ve endured the rough stretch. IYKYK.
We bike!!!!
by Bigwils September 9, 2025
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Bike Nonce

It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance

A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
by British and proud March 19, 2024
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polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025
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