Anti-theft Bike

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."

Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!

by man of many mans December 14, 2023

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Bike-Nutters

Bunch of Twats who ride around on kawasaki's, ducati's, and yamaha's.

Did you see those guys, they're bike-nutters

by De4thtr4p February 3, 2020

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Bike gross

It’s when you egg and spray liquid fart on someone’s bike

I’m going to bike gross this idiot who owes me 50 bucks

Dude I bike grossed this nerd last night

by Keyboard smasher June 8, 2024

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Curry Bike

Uber eats, Menulog, Doordash or any type of takeaway or takeout(American usage) bicycle delivery service. These cycles are usually electric and riden by workers from the subcontinent . Easily identified by square food receptacles attached to their bike or back. In addition they have disregard for road rules and often change lanes randomly and cross the road at pedestrian crossings. Their riding thought to be made worse by their constant checking of their mobile phone which is attached to the handle bars.

Mate ! I was driving down Glenferrie Road and nearly cleaned up two Curry Bikes. One pulled right in front of me the other ran a red light!

by J,may March 29, 2025

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bike riding

at my school sex was switched to riding a bike.
so we used to just make jokes about riding a bike.

Person 1: can you ride a bike with me

Person 2: do you remember the sex ed presentation

Person 1: oh f-

Person 2: i mean we can go bike riding not sexually

by ImJustASnom March 13, 2021

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