When your girl goes for the kill but won’t stop talking about the weirdest shit while your trying to slide in.
“Oh shit Dan, I feel the Ebola rubbing against me, Oh I’m sorry honey your probably just pulling an Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.
by Aaron Nickles January 09, 2020
Austin bakery is sweet, handsome, and so much more! Once you think about him once, he won’t ever leave your mind and oyou will get irritated at first because you won’t know why but once you realize why, your going to hate yourself for not knowing sooner.
Girl#1- I don’t know why but I can’t get him off of my mind
Girl#2- you must be thinking about austin baker he does that to girls all the time.
Girl#2- you must be thinking about austin baker he does that to girls all the time.
by F*ckoff101-$$$ October 22, 2017
Former frontman of Attack Attack! and Of Mice and Men that a lot of people looked up to for saving their lives through his music, but recently has fallen out of popularity due to claims that he had raped 15 different women.
by citeh citeh citeh June 13, 2020
by gcviygvg March 01, 2017
by @AvatheGoalie March 24, 2021
The bro unicorn. The safest and best of all bros.
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bro can defined through a Saturday morning text: Hey Bro, bring the kids over poolside today. I’m throwing a brisket on and I brought some IPA’s back from our trip out west.
by CousinToAnAustinBro July 02, 2022
Austin Gouker is so hot!
by Matthew Porzingus November 07, 2018