Alien Pi

When a mean neighbor had come in the middle of the night, while you were away, to mow your lawn flattened in the shape of the number π, which your consoling community claimed to be a “crop circle” signifying an advanced civilization, most likely caused by some extraterrestrial visitors.

Mr. Paulos made a police report about his lawn probably being vandalized by some inconsiderate alien pi forces.

by Numerati November 12, 2023

aliens are coming

When aliens are coming: 💀
After the alien attack 🛸: ⚰️

guy 1: OH NO ALIENS ARE COMING! ALIENS ARE COMING!
guy 2: and... then?
guy 3: How? Aliens are coming?

guy 2: aliens doesnt exist

guy 1: LOOK AT THE WINDOW!
guy 2: what the...

explosion 💀💀💀💀💀

by mister camera November 21, 2023

Alien Bean-bodies

The Alien Bean-bodies are a group of aliens who lives on the planet Nahfalafagus, invented by Youtuber and creative genius Moriah Elizabeth (my queen) in 2022.

The Alien Bean-bodies are so colorful and fun to look at!

by imthatbitchfromurnightmareshee November 26, 2023

alienposting

Alienposting is a term used for posting images of animals, such as household pets, that have been purposefully poorly photoshopped to be green with horns. The most popular examples are Geeble and "Boy why you so gnarp gnap👽". These animals are also sometimes posted under indecipherable text, which is presumed to be some sort of alien language.

Mark: Hey, Bob, have you heard of alienposting?

Bob: No, whats that?

Mark: Its basically taking a picture of an animal and turning it green.

Bob:... That sounds stupid.

Mark: Shut up.

by xX_JuiceBox26_Xx December 10, 2023

Alien cum

The same thing that comes out of your dick but green and sour

Girl-Oh cum on me

Me-ok

Girl-WHY IS IT GREEN

Me- Its Alien cum

by Riceboy1228 March 7, 2024

Alien

Someone who is smarter than a ratty, but dumber than a nerd. Aliens are smart, but nerds are a whole lot smarter. Sometimes, it could be a nerd with ADHD which is an alien or ratty or alien ratty hybrid, but once they take a Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Methiopropamine, Flodafinil, Adderall, Ritalin, Provigil, Strattera, Vyvanse, or Concerta, they become normal nerd temporarily. Some Aliens can be pretty strong.

Steve: I'm strong and smart. Maybe not the smartest, and maybe I'm forgetful and unfocused, but still. Alien power!

*takes a Modafiendz.

Steve: Now I'm even smarter temporarily. I become nerd for a while. And I remember stuff and I'm calm and focused.

*Drinks soda and eats cheetos and a slice of pumpkin pie.

Steve: Pi=3.1415926, unless of course it's lemon merengue.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024

Alien

Aliens are people which are smarter than Ratty, but dumber than Nerd. They're in the middle.

Alien: 17×3=51.

Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?

Alien: I'm kicking your ass.

Nerd: Ahh! Run away!

Ratty: Must get swole!

Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.

Ratty: 5. Need wilk!

Ratty: *lift weights.

Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.

Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.

Alien: *Modafinil wears off.

Alien: *Lifts weights.

Alien: I'm buff.

Ratty: I'm swole.

Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.

Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!

Nerd: *Getting stronger.

Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.

Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.

by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024