alaskan sizzle twizzle

You use an animals intestines or a condom filling it with poop sticking in the snow and freezing it and then using it for a dildo
Can't wait till that "Alaskan sizzle twizzle "freezes up so we can have a party..
by Natalie w. June 14, 2017
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Alaskan Snow Blow

cum on a pillow and hit someone with it
I hit him with an Alaskan Snow Blow last night
by Angeal3476 August 08, 2023
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Alaskan Sleeping Bag

When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.
Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
by Sasquatch Jr. September 14, 2022
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Alaskan Foot Warmer

When you shove your entire foot into a woman's vagina.
I gave Stefani an Alaskan foot warmer last night. She won't text me back.
by LameLayne December 28, 2015
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Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.
"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"
by Pussyeater 5000 March 24, 2012
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Alaskan Light Switch

When two people put their asses together so that their assholes are as close as possible then one shits into the others asshole. Then the other person pushes the shit back into the others ass. And the two do so back in forth for the reason of having fecal anal sex. (does not work if you have the runs)
Dude, I totally caught those two chicks doing an Alaskan Light Switch!
by Dirty Dirty 420 July 22, 2009
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Alaskan Hot Pocket

1. The act of inserting an ice cube into a girls vagina and closing it until she screams.
2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.
Dude i totally got melanie with an Alaskan Hot Pocket

Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered
by Mikes Hunt February 16, 2009
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