Assassins Creed Unity

The shittiest fucking game/assassins creed game in existence. Full of bugs, server errors, the combat sucks, and running makes you look like you have to take a shit.

James: Hey did you play Assassins Creed Unity?

Desmond: Yeah and it sucks horse dick!

by TheAndroidBro August 11, 2015

Soviet-Assasin

1 An ignorant fuckhead.
2 A loser who is in a clan called LT.
3 A skinny fucker who couldnt hurt a fly.
4 Nerd who likes to lick his friends arses while they sleep.

"You're a total fuckwit, you remind me of Soviet-Assasin"

by [CCT]Expack_man < god thats so old. February 14, 2004

Camel Toe Assassin

A male or female that enjoys penetrating a vagina. During the process of penetration the camel toe itself is assassinated.

"Dude did you assassinate that camel toe?!"

"My buddy is such a camel toe assassin, he bangs every hot chick we meet."

by evolart November 30, 2009

Assel

An assel is a tassel spun or twirled by a performer on their behind. Not to be confused with a 'tassel' commonly used by burlesque performers on their breasts. 'Ass' + 'Tassel' + 'Assel'.

Did you see that? They were spinning their assels so fast I thought they were going to take off.

by M. Finnishescki April 18, 2014

SO assassins creed

can be used sarcastically or to express an impressive display of skill.

Example 1.
*Man 1 leaps over wall and faceplants the floor*
Man 2 - (sarcastically) That was SO assassins creed.

Example 2.
Child - Yesterday i jumped off a swing and landed in forward roll. It was SO assassins creed.

by ELLENES June 21, 2010

red assed bee

Bees have stingers, and when you piss off a bee, it stings you...if you really piss off a bee, it gets red assed...therefore the stinger hurts just that much more.

Damn, after her sister took me on a date, my wife was more pissed than a red assed bee.

by doug.bingham June 24, 2008

assed out

when a girl is so wasted at a party she passes out in a compromising position, usually with her butt showing (naked or underwear)

That chick is assed out on the couch. Nice thong!

by Marlow Mike May 22, 2009