simp

squirrels in my pants

bro, there are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
simp, Squirrels in my pants!

by redsmurff March 11, 2020

Simp

A Simp is a pussy guy who is Very whipped.

Who’s the biggest simp ever? William barber.

by Throckmortontheskateboarder June 2, 2020

simp

Simp. Synonym for Karanvir Douglass. Will hop off playing with the boys for their girlfriend.

*The boys having fun on 2K*
Ryan: Ayeee let’s run 3’s
John: On jah
Jeremy: On gah let’s run 3’s
Lucy: Bet
Aaron: Ye ight
Kar: Well actually guys I got to go my mother is calling me i’ll see y’all later

Everyone: ... so this mans a SIMP

by irivaler March 31, 2020

Simp

(Male def.): Someone who is usually very nice and very kind, but he sacrifices time with the boys to be with girls. A simp may be seen laughing at girl's jokes all the time, constantly agreeing with what they say, etc. This may not be a bad thing; simp's are usually very kind and the best people. However they can be annoying whenever they ditch the bros for hoes (girls but 'hoes' rhymes so its better).

OH MY ashton is SUCHHHH a SIMPPPPP

by Ashton's capping October 14, 2020

Simp

Daniel Carnegie.

Daniel Carnegie is a fucking simp.

by thekayaesmer August 30, 2020

simp

Some one who tends to over fantasize over a girl about being their boyfriend. Usually tends to listen to Juice WRLD because they are unable to express their feelings like a normal person. Will sometimes put a block of text on their Snapchat or Instagram story saying how they don’t deserve the “disrespect” that they get from a girl.

joey: did you see micah’s snap story about simping emily?

jason: yeah dude that shit was funny asf!

joey: yeah he probably listens to juice wrld to drown out his sorrows.

by zofiliac February 3, 2020

simp

A person who does too much for someone without the other party giving something back.

In conclusion, you. You are a simp.

by A hooman who'll ruin your day August 4, 2020