i wanna love you all night long in this water bed , the best version of the two different kind of water beds.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 01, 2022
Today is april 19 which means its break up with your gf day! walk up to her and say my heart was full with your love but now its filled with coke and gin
HEy. Hey i think we need to break up i like coke and gin more than u it mean i dont want u and i want to move on
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol
by power go April 19, 2023
P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.
P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!
P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!
by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019
by moggers635 April 18, 2024
by Endzwell November 28, 2016
While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
by The professional definers June 09, 2025