samuel

penis

samuel is a penis

by wuebeidnwgosndien November 21, 2021

Samuel

Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!

SAMUEL is just sick af.

by Roll_ing January 9, 2019

James Samuel Gallegos Jr

James Samuel Gallegos Jr is guy that is white he plays clash royal everyday and needs to get his rizz up, he also plays fortnite and is in love with gisselle but is rizzing up halo just for the fun of it and needs a better haircut.

Dang is that James Samuel Gallegos Jr rizzing up halo!

by fartgot September 21, 2022

Samuel

The worst scum in humanity. He should be dead, he's an asshole that cares about no one.

Samuel: U SUCK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

by SamNITO May 7, 2017

Samuel

Samuel is such a nice, caring person, he’s always there if u need him. And he has such good looks!!

samuel is such a cutie!

by yahyahx.3 April 9, 2025

Samuel W

He is in love with everyone and best friends with people named Keith

A Sam W usually only has a couple close friends and trust me a tiny dick aswell but a swell guy

Samuel W is cool but don’t ask about his friend sophia

by kaithedemon August 20, 2023

Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022