Simp

A man who will do anything he has to do to get a smell of the female genitalia

Ross colgan is a simp

by Ben rooney youngfella March 15, 2020

simp

Anyone named Drew is a simp

Person 1: "Drew is such a simp"
*insert simp card*

by mikewazouski March 25, 2020

simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him.

people who aren’t simps: john

by mikey_13 February 2, 2020

Simp

Moa is the biggest simp for Damien Haas and Calum Hood

moa: i’m a big simp
kami: not bigger than me tho
narrator: she was, in fact, a bigger simp than Kami

by peachyhaas August 10, 2020

Simp

A guy/girl who will completely switch they’re personality or cut contact off with other people because they got a significant other.

Chad stopped hanging out with his girl bestfriend if 7 years because he started dating Mia a week ago, what a simp.

by crackcoxainebaby December 30, 2019

Simp

Noun. simp (plural simps) (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton. (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal

Hey, my friend Nuriya is a simp.
Did you hear about shelbie? She’s a total simp.

by ITSXSCRUB February 25, 2020

Simp

A fool who could do anything for a weak ass hoe. He could literally let her walk all over him for a fucknig pencil.

Typical names for simps are Theo, Sebastian, Herbert.

Stop simpin nibba

by Radiomañana March 2, 2020