Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself

"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."

by theglidemaster May 19, 2019

Pete Buttplug

Preferred way to reference cum guzzling politician Pete Buttigieg.

Watch your cornhole, Pete Buttplug is coming for you!

by Rev Sharpton March 21, 2025

Big Pete

the most gangsta most coolest brother out there

damn i wish i was as cool as Big Pete

by anonymous June 7, 2022

Pete-ing around

To do various “goofy ah” actions like sticking up bunny ears behind a friend’s head in a group picture.

Kai: Bro you looking bionical *slips on banana peel*

Alex: Nah you’re Pete-ing around bro

by Big Gigs July 1, 2022

Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.

After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.

by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020

Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.

Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

pulling a pete

Pulling a pete. Previously been known as "joining the bandwagon" and being in denial that you have, in fact, joined the bandwagon.

My neighbor the Lakers fan is "pulling a Pete" and acting like he is a die hard spurs fan because it is convenient at this time.

by theTRUEfan June 16, 2013