monday

best cat girl ever

yooo you see monday around she the best

by MONDADTADYADYYDA November 19, 2021

Monday-Friday

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.

I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.

by ZebraPants December 26, 2008

mari monday

The best day ever for the Omori fandom

Hey dude, did you know today is Mari Monday?
Bro fr? This boutta be lit

by pseudowater July 12, 2022

Every Monday

Mario and 40s drinking day

On every Monday it's Mario and 40s day drinking day

by Every monday May 23, 2024

puerto rican monday

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend

Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday

by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021

monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

by Bloesem April 16, 2018

monday

the worst day of week; hell

god damn, its monday again.

by anonymous April 21, 2021