doctor

something that all asian parents want us to be

"Howard! YOU CANNOT BE A COMIC WRITER! YOU HAVE TO BE A DOCTOR!"
-Mom

by pianogirlandcats March 18, 2021

Doctors

Keeps your system running properly!

Praise Doctors♡

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 15, 2020

Doctor

Someone who's a freaking perv. And based their entire life and career on their perv-i-ness.

Person#1:OMG my doctor is such a perv.
Person#2: they all are

by fandom_obsessed November 30, 2017

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

Hey Maybe you should visit the doctor about that

by CallMeDenki April 29, 2020

doctors

lying pieces of shit who say getting your cholesterol tested through a finger prick wont hurt

someones mom not mine: hey we have to go to the doctors
not me: ok
lying piece of shit doctor: this finger prick wont hurt
not me after finger prick: ow that did hurt

by cock haver June 22, 2021

Doctor

a doctor is a person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you by his bills

person 1: hey buddy, i need some help, a doctor had just killed my ills thru pills then killed me with bills
person 2: i gotchu fam

by [insert letter spam here] February 17, 2021

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

guy one: yo i just got home from the doctor.
guy two: but what did it cost?
guy one: all of it.

by Nilflus April 20, 2024