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Corktown Cuck

A Detroit Lions fan, who buys Detroit Rams jerseys, and roots for Matt Stafford to win the Super Bowl AFTER he leaves the Lions.
Can you believe Karen and Kevin are wearing Detroit Rams shirts to the Super Bowl party?
They are?!?!?....What a couple of Corktown cucks!... Hey, we should gang bang Karen's face on the ottoman during half time? Kevin will just watch us with his Rams hat on.
by DetroitHowler February 13, 2022
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martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
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Sneeze cucked

When you're just about to sneeze with all the accompanying face distorts, but the sneeze never comes.
Man, I hate getting sneeze cucked!
by Meteli June 2, 2019
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Secondhand cuck

Someone who buys their ex girfriends onlyfans.
That man bought his ex girls onlyfans just to see her get turned out by some homies, what a secondhand cuck.
by jakenbake420 May 26, 2022
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Cuck Sucker

The art of performing oral sex on a cuck watching his or her partner being pounded by another person
Did you hear about Leiv Shrieber? Turns out he’s a real cuck sucker.
by Leiv Shrieber March 7, 2019
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Cuck

Acronym for Can’t Unfuck Cellogg’s Kornflakes.
That guy’s a cuck, his wife’s cheated on him 58 times.”

“Damn.”
by ConradtheUltimate May 1, 2024
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