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jingle bowls

a game that is played primarily around christmas time in a house-hold of marijuana smokers; on christmas morning as each person opens a present they smoke a "bowl" out of a pipe/bong and pass it along
"Hey Jeff, what did you and your family do on Christmas day?"

"We opened our presents while playing 'jingle bowls', my mom got a new bong so we broke that in."
by Exploder4.0 January 2, 2010
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McDonald Bowl

A Fantasy Football matchup featuring the two worst teams in the league, the Bowl game is named after a douchebag fired employee of foodlion. The loser of this game gets the golden plunger, and a seat of the toilet of shame.
Looks like another shit year of fantasy football, and I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.
by TheLeague ofFantasyLegends December 18, 2021
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Nature Bowling

Crashing into a group of trees with your automobile.
After last night's Nature Bowling, I had to get a new windshield.
by Stormtrooperlymf July 30, 2009
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Hungarian Bowling

Sucking a guy off while flicking his balls.
Person 1: I got some mad Hungarian Bowling last night

Person 2: cool
by Myemuisbig June 17, 2019
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Bowling eights

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and when he cums in her mouth, she makes out with him and they both swallow it.
After Kate gave me a blowjob, we did bowling eights.
by IEatTheSky May 18, 2010
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Junk Bowling

A low bow/junk punch/nut's shot or "shot to the nut's" which is done in the motion of a bowling throw. If done correctly it can be very humorous for everyone in the room, as for the person being punched, they may not be able to have children.
Friend 1 : "hey you ever heard of junk bowling?"
Friend 2 : "no what is it?"
Friend 1 : "here i will show you"

commence into a bowling stride, do the throw. form a fist and punch your friend in the nut's!

may cause fight, or loss of friends...
by bouch207 January 23, 2011
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Bowl-Stroll

Going to the shitter with no intention to shit. Usually done at work, to show great contempt for your job.
"Dude you look pissed."

"ya I just found out they're going to fire me on friday."

"that sucks dude."

"whatever......I'm going for a bowl-stroll"
by M Jamo July 30, 2009
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