The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.
“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”
by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023

by sophieiscasual August 16, 2024

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.
by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

A bottle of Listerine or a suitable alcohol based substitute used with the express intent of getting drunk.
Did you see that huge pile of Quincy Wine bottles behind CVS? Someone had a pretty great/terrible time.
by Atomic Playboy April 10, 2017

by Kariuontel February 9, 2020

Locker Wine is the product of leaving a piece of fruit in your locker for so long, that it begins to ferment into and smell like alcohol.
Jamie: "What is that smell?"
Jimmy: "It's just my locker wine, don't worry about it."
Jamie: "Dude wtf."
Jimmy: "It's just my locker wine, don't worry about it."
Jamie: "Dude wtf."
by JD_NZ December 6, 2021

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.
by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015
