Sharted

When you share a bullshit tweet

Wait.

Hold on.

Someone PAID for this?

And you sharted it?

by diplomatician October 3, 2022

diarrhea shart

when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere

a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus

a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok

by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022

shart nugget

A little child says this when is too scared to say shit or another cuss word

AWW SHART NUGGET I DROPPED MY BACKPACK!!!

by qwert1234567891011121314151617 May 23, 2023

Shart

The act of farting and pooping at the same time.
What you do fart and poop at the same time.

Guy 1: "I had to shart last night."
Guy 2: "Bro were you sick?"
Guy 1: "Yea, it was really bad."

by W Rich July 13, 2022

Face shart

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020

Shart Eater

Someone or Something, that farts but poops and starts to eat and smell it while sucking on there toes

That Jamaal guy is such a shart eater.

by Dooki man May 26, 2021

Shart

A small explosion in the crotch the normally ejects some unused shit onto your hopefully clean brand new undies and makes it look like you got your period.

“Miss I may or may not of done a shart can you please give me some undies?!?”
…no

by wassuppseudonym July 15, 2021