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Cooter critter

Little bugs that crawl in your gooch/cooch
Cooter critter: Sleep with pants on; we don't want any critters in our cooters
by Googoogagagaga March 28, 2017
mugGet the Cooter crittermug.

Cooter Spunk

The substance that is launched from the vagina during squirting.
I was eating that poontang and all the sudden that bitch sprayed cooter spunk all over my face.
by fagTRON87 December 26, 2010
mugGet the Cooter Spunkmug.

Cooter looter

When a girl puts something in her pussy and a guy acts like it’s loot from crate or chest
Me and my wife did a cooter looter last night
by Unga bunga July 28, 2022
mugGet the Cooter lootermug.

Cooter

“ Cooter is an Adderall fueled love child between Albert Einstein and your local Cashe River crack whore, The Cooter is a outboard destroyer and Greenhead Purist”
"I cant believe he just destroyed 2 motors in the same weekend" "Thats just Cooter shit"
by PABLOESCOBAR42069 April 11, 2024
mugGet the Cootermug.

cooter roundhouse

several quick kicks (and sometimes punches) administered to the cooter, an expansion of the cooter kick
Gina's such a bitch, she doesn't deserve just a cooter kick, she deserves a cooter roundhouse!
by Emily843 September 12, 2008
mugGet the cooter roundhousemug.

mammoth cooter

A bad bitch with a large cooter, often time may have a Camel toe.
by Mammothmomma August 30, 2020
mugGet the mammoth cootermug.

Sandy Cooter Syndrome

When a girl has dried blood in her cooter
Yah I was fucking her and realized she had sandy cooter syndrome. Shit was so dry
by Austin/Kodi/Brandon April 17, 2020
mugGet the Sandy Cooter Syndromemug.

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