german teacher

a teacher that teaches folks german

1. do you like our German Teacher?
2. yeah he is a nice fella

by Chernobyl1337 February 6, 2018

German Waterslide

When you have uncontrolable diarrhea and a massive shit log comes in strong off the port bow and fires out of the cannon at uncontrolable speeds followed by another 10 second blast of diarrhea causing a hiroshima sized splash back

"Jerry barely made it to the bathroom before he released the German Waterslide."

by TheCasualToaster July 2, 2016

Speak german

To be into act of scat play involving a mouth full of feces or other general scat play.

German for the reason that most scat porn used to come from Germany. Still seen as that country it is most popular with massive scat parties held many often.

When I'm horny, I like to speak German

by Eww David February 22, 2021

low german

The gay version of German

person 1-Hey Paul just came out of the closet

person 2- Oh i didnt know he spoke low german!

by PutangPopper420 November 9, 2017

Dirty German

When a blond girl doesnt shave her armpits and they stink.

"Holy crap dude Jamie has a Dirty German"

by MeganDailey23 May 3, 2013

german pillow

when someone takes a shit on a pillow, then you have to put your face in it and get anal at the same time.

hey lets go down to the lake and perform a german pillow

by fagg nut August 18, 2010

german piano

Noun: The term "German Piano" refers to the act of playing a piano by jumping around with a boner, and using it to press down the piano keys.

Last night I got buck-ass naked and played twinkle had a little star on the German Piano.

by Afro Ninja234 November 16, 2006